This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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