Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
