**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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