ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
my poor anus
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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