She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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