He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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