I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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