but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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