As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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