im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
