You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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