; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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