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You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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