Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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