Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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