why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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I'm getting married
To pizza
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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