Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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