You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
you would pick up someone in the library
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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