yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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