WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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