She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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