oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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