we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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