That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
There r osticjed everywhere
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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