Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
All I want is dick and wine.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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