the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i now understand why vodka
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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