sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
if only i could text you this smell
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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