She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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