Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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