When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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