you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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