she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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