We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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