Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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