Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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