i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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