i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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