the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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