is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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