Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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