I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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