Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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