i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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