Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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