lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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