theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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