The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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