Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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