Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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