I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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