so that wasnt chicken after all
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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