i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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